The president as used car salesman:

“Let me say it as plainly as I can: If you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired, just like always.”

All that was missing was the sharkskin suit, giant pinky ring and slicked-back ‘do.

“Your warranty will be safe,” Obama promised. “In fact, it will be safer than it’s ever been!

“Because, starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warranty.”

Sold!

But wait.

This is the same federal government that can’t even switch America to digital TV?

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